Usa news: Republican and Democrat politicians alike, beware: If you’ve taken classified documents, United States Attorney General Merrick Garland will find you.

“Saturday Night Live” this week kicked off with a cold open that saw Garland, played by Mikey Day, holding a press conference discussing the federal government’s efforts to retrieve classified documents from former President Donald Trump, current president Joe Biden and more politicians.

“Some have said the federal government classifies too many documents,” Day’s Garland explained. “This has led people to ask, ‘Does recovering these documents even matter?’ To which I say, ‘I don’t know, but it’s the law. And I am the law.’ ”

Federal Bureau of Intelligence agents, played by Keenan Thompson, Ego Nwodim and Bowen Yang, then stepped up to share their findings.

“Upon arriving at (former Vice President Mike) Pence’s Indiana home, I knew right away this man needed a friend,” Thompson said. “When he opened the door, he said, ‘You came’ with a big smile, and then he offered to make us pancakes.”